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Ok, sorry for my tardiness in writing about what happened at the male stripper night I went to recently, and apologies in advance if I jump back and forth through events, I’m writing sort of off the cuff here Hope you enjoy reading my experience of it, and for this post I’m opening the comments section also, so feel free to leave a comment

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Well to ’set the scene’ so to speak, there were about 40 or 50 ladies present, in a community hall, and 8 in our particular group. First up was the standard drag queen routine, he was pretty funny, but obviously we were there for the ‘main course’ of naked male strippers and some male nudity

So, the first stripper comes on, pretty good looking, muscly but not too much so, dressed in a soldier uniform. We had a table right near the stage, so were ‘prime candidates’ for interaction, which is just how I like it lol. Anyway, so he does his routine, gradually taking all his clothes off until he had what was basically a thong on, and an obvious, but very pleasing on the eye for a group of slightly tipsy women, semi-erection, which was to put it mildly, huge already He then came onto the floor, going to the various tables, poking his ass out etc, and got it slapped a few times, much to our amusement. Lots of croth-shaking, and his bits were wobbling all over the place, and in his tight thong you could get a good eyeful. He then went back up on the stage, faced his back to the audience and bent over while taking it off, so we had a nice view of his behind, and a glimpse of his balls. By this time as you can probably imagine, we were all cheering and clapping etc, calling out for him to turn around and show us the goods. He did so, but maybe for about 5 seconds, where he waved it around, then covered back up with a towel-sized sheet of some sort, took a bow and left the stage.

Nothing too overt, but it was early days, and at least I knew he had a big cock on him, and he would get it out. There were 2 strippers due, and I knew things would warm up a bit more as the night went on, and us girls drank a bit more Brief break, and the 2nd stripper comes out, in a sailor’s uniform, same kind of thing – down to his thong, then a wander around, this time though he was lose to me so I reached out and had a quick handful of his cock – it wasn’t hard, but he had a nice semi, and I gave it a rub through his thong for a couple of seconds before he moved on to the next table, where he also got groped and had his ass smacked etc, and again, he went back to the stage, took his thong off and gave us a flash, a bit longer this time, around 30 seconds while he thrust his pelvis so it bounced up and down, while we all cheered and clapped. All good fun!

Drag queen came back out for another 10 minute stint, then it was back to the strippers, same sequence, the muscly guy first, with the bigger cock, and he was in just a ripped t-shirt & jeans. The t-shirt came off, and the whipped cream appeared, and he went round the tables spraying it on his chest, with some of the women licking it off him, others rubbing it into his chest. Back on stage to take off his jeans, then he puled one of the girls up from a different table, and sprayed cream on his chest, which she licked off, then a line of cream along his cock, again erect, but only on the outside of his thong, which she also licked off, to much cheering from us in the audience. He then got her to take his thong off, and his big erection sprang out as she lowered it, another massive cheer, and clapping. He then sprayed cream on his dick, and the girl was laughing, saying no-no, etc, but we all started chanting ‘lick it off!’, so she did She was giggling with embarrassment as she took a bow while we clapped her, then he picked up another can to come around the tables, this time fully naked, with a truly huge erect cock bobbing around!

From then on things pretty much got very rude, with loads of groping, wanking, and occasional licking from the various girls there, and it was no different when he came to our table, I wasn’t close enough for a lick, but I stood up to give his cock a bit of a wank while he had cream on it, and jeez, it was a fat thing! He said to me ‘I can see you’re going to be trouble’, and I laughed and replied only if you want me to be, he laughed and carried on to the next table, with more groping/licking etc, before going up on the stage for a final bout of willy-waving. Oh, did I mention it was fucking HUGE!!!?

On to the 2nd stripper, and what was obviously going to be the last act, he comes out in a fireman’s outfit – my favourite, and most women’s as well if you care to ask them. He got a girl on stage who helped remove his top clothing, then strutted about a bit before coming over to our table, my mates egging him on to pick me to go up on stage with him, and me not exactly saying no So up on the stage we go, all the usual cheering/whistling/clapping, and the same routine as the last guy, cream on chest then thong, which I duly licked off, then it was down to me to take off his thong. He got me to kneel down to take it off, so I yanked his thong down to release his cock, which while not as big as the 1st guy’s was still very impressive, and he was nearer to a full erection than when he first came out. He sprayd the cream on, and gestured to the audience I should lick it off, and of course, the cheering and whatnot started again, my mates laughing at our table, because they all pretty much knew I wouldn’t just lick it, so I opened my mouth and put it over his cock head, and now I can feel him laughing too, and the other girls in the audience really started going wild with the clapping and whistling, so I bobbed my head a few times and gave it a pretty good suck to get the cream off.

He pulled away after probably 5 seconds or so, and got me to take a bow, which I did, and to clapping went to sit back with my friends, who informed me I still had cream on the edges of my mouth, through much laughter, so I wiped it all away, as you do lol.

Anyway, he went around the tables, fully nude, and whether it was my help, or more likely, the viagra had kicked in properly, did so with a full erection, which as I say, was not as freakishly big as the 1st stripper, but definitely one of the bigger specimens on the planet He got to our table, and this time close to me, sprayed more cream and said ‘go on then’, and naturally my mates were expecting it, and I was pretty drunk and game for a laugh so this time held his cock and gave it a really hard sucking for about 20 seconds before he said ‘enough!’ and continued his routine, until he too done his cock-waving finale, and the show was basically over, or so we thought.

It was near enough midnight, and time for 1 last drink before they closed the bar, and as we all went, the barmaids told us there was a private show, for those that wanted to stay, and we each had to pay a fifth of the original ticket price to stay on. 4 girls plus me from our table did, and a group of 6 or so from another table, so there were 10 – 11 of us that stayed on, and at 12.30 both the strippers came out together, in just the towel/sheet things around the waist, and said it was time for a raffle, with two winners, each of which would then have the chance to win the collective extra money we had just paid. The tickets went out, and before the draw, we were told that the two winners had the choice of being in a contest to see who could make the stripper they were assigned to cum first, and after the initial shock, and some nervous giggling, 2 of our table said we would do it, myself being one of them, and the draw was made, with one of the girls who wouldn’t being one of the winners. I’d already been up on stage, so we sort of hurriedly swapped the winning ticket to my mate Jan, who waved it in the air, and the other ticket was won by the other group, but none of them would own up to having the ticket, so my mate Jan pointed at me and said ‘She’ll have it!’, with my other 2 friends clapping and saying ‘yeah’ etc. Well it was obvious the other tble didn’t want to go on stage, and they basically gestured it was fine, so I was a ‘contestant’ after all

2 chairs were placed on stage, with me and Jan sitting down, and a stripper each standing in front of us, so we had to reach around and wank them, I suppose so the audience got a clearer view. This time they used baby oil, which we had to rub in, and one of the strippers got the audience to do a 3-2-1 countdown to start. Oh, I was this time with the bigger cocked stripper, which I was pretty pleased about! So anyway, we start pumping away at them, with shouts of encouragement from the girls, but me and Jan could see nothing except a back each, and we were laughing our heads off looking at each other, taking the mick saying things like ‘you’re shoulder isn’t moving quick enough’, and ‘I’m going to win’ etc. After a couple of minutes Jan shouts over to me ‘mine’s cumming!’, and I can see her going hell for leather now, which made me laugh even more, causing me to get a jokey slap on the hand from my stripper, as with the laughter I’d basically stopped wanking him, and was also craning my neck to see Jan’s stripper’s cock to see him cum, which he did, with a truly massive spurt. Massive cheer from the audience, and her guy stands up to get Jan to bow, and my seared memory is of her taking a bow, but with her right arm up like royalty, where she’d obviously managed to get a bit of his cum on her hand.

My stripper raised his own hands and started to clap in rhythm, obviously I was expected to make him cum as well, but really, I was still laughing, and he beckoned Jan over to help, with the audience shouting stuff like come on, make him cum as well etc. As I said, he had a fucking huge cock on him, so Jan half put her hand over mine, and half on his cock, and with me still behind him and still laughing, we managed to get him to shoot after another couple of minutes. We then both got made to take another bow, and the 1st stripper gave Jan the money she had won, we went back to our table, the strippers left, and after another hour or so of drinking we called it a night and that was basically that.

It was a real fun night out though, and even though it got a bit ‘bluer’ after the main show, it was just a bunch of us having fun, so please don’t ‘judge’ me!!! Or at least, not too harshly anyway! Oh, and though it wasn’t these particular strippers, it was basically the same routine and level of audience participation as These Shows